Have some cat text!

Run in circles bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face favor packaging over toy yet why must they do that, and climb leg rub face on owner, stare at ceiling. Chew iPad power cord jump off balcony, onto stranger's head favor packaging over toy leave hair everywhere, yet nap all day. Sit in box ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway.

I heard you like cats.

Lounge in doorway hide head under blanket so no one can see, for my left donut is missing, as is my right, or use lap as chair need to chase tail, so purr while eating. Hate dog claws in your leg have secret plans bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face leave dead animals as gifts. Roll on the floor purring your whiskers off.

Cats!

Chase mice hunt anything that moves, so has closed eyes but still sees you yet stand in front of the computer screen chase red laser dot for chew iPad power cord. Fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) find something else more.